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Friday, July 22, 2005

Un-Freaking-Believable

I just finished typing a nice long rant about the freakiest of freaks, Michael Jackson. So, I finish it up, feeling good about what I typed, clicked on the "Publish Post" link and ... ERROR. Page couldn't be displayed. So, I clicked on the back button... everything I had just written was gone. DAMMIT! No, my rant is changed to pseudo rant because all of the good thoughts I had were already typed and out of my system! No way I can recreate the brilliance that was that rant! So, long rant short... here's the gist... MJ wants to move to Berlin. That's right, he feels he's being treated "POORLY" back home in the good 'ol USA. Ya think? I mean, can you imagine? MJ being treated poorly? HE IS A CHILD MOLESTOR! Fuck yes he is being treated poorly! He's a goddamn freak! He has CHILDREN sleep in his bed. The only children that have EVER slept in my bed are my own and that's only when they are sick or scared and their mom is in bed with us. It's just not appropriate. So, he wants to go to Berlin. Who knows, maybe the folks in Berlin are more tolerant of man-freaks that molest children. But, I seriously doubt it. So, good luck Berlin. But, I guarantee this same shit is going to happen. He's going to get new "friends" and these new "friends" are going to be stupid jack-off bitches that have no business being a parent and they are going to leave their kids with MJ. Then, some German family is going to be suing his ass. I just HOPE the German courts execute the bastard when he does get caught with his hand down some kids pants.

END OF RANT!

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